Will there be more supermarket promotions on beer? Will governments be forced to cut the rates of duty so as to support the beer industry? Will my pre-bed times become cheaper? Is there a hint of a silver lining appearing in the stormy sky? Do I feel the breath of a favourable wind rising? Should I try to find a third metaphor because I like the number 3?
I think I’ll go for a shower instead, and then have a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale with a whisky chaser.
A bigger bottle than mine