Thursday 8 June 2017

Learning Repartee.

I just asked somebody why she was the only one who had stayed in correspondence with me all these years.

‘I must be the one with the best taste,’ she replied.

‘Really? You must let me suck something some time. I’ll give you my opinion.’

I made two thirds of that up. It's what comes of mixing alcohol and Groucho Marx clips in the early hours of the morning.

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