Stroppy Insect...

... a little green one. He’s been hanging around my desk all evening but he must have been attracted by my body heat, and so...

A little green insect climbed onto my hand

And offered to dance with a bow

I said ‘would you like an old French sarabande

Or a Viennese waltz just for now?’

He said ‘I will take what the hell you can make

Of the music you’re listening to

And if you decline I will take it as sign

That you haven’t the hint of a clue’

He got blown off.