Tell them about the
carpet fitters.
No. Boring.
What about how hot it’s
been in Britain
the past few days?
It’s hotter in Phoenix.
You could talk about
seeing the owl more often this year, and wax lyrical about its buoyant flight.
It’s already been done. I read it in a book once.
Erm… I know, the
racist you had a go at on YouTube.
Nah, I’ve thought about him enough already. Ah, but that gives me an idea…
YouTube, yes. I decided today that YouTube is the best of
all places to learn about the human condition because all human life appears in
the comments. There’s wisdom from the heights, mindless expressions of all
shades of ordinariness from the valleys, dreaminess from somewhere up a tree, and
venomous prating from Nazis in the slimy sewers. It’s all there.
Some is uplifting, some is boring, some is amusing, some is
just plain stupid, and some is deeply disturbing. There’s even the odd
surprise.
And that’s the point, you see; that’s the human condition.
So thank you, YouTube, I’ve learned a thing or two. It wasn’t always what I
wanted to learn, but learning is learning when all’s said and done.
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