Men Over 65 Need to Read This!
That’s what it says. Really? Really.
What Really bothers me, you see, isn’t so much the old-guy-with-pecs (although that’s bad enough), but the big-breasted bimbos-in-bikinis who stand around doing fake adoration. If there’s one thing that would discourage me from seeking the dubious distinction of having prominent pecs, it would be the danger that such a lamentable version of the opposite sex might take an interest in me.
No, no, no. When the time comes to suffer the ignominy of invisibility, best rely on the prospect of reincarnation.