Well, that and having my living space invaded for ten hours
yesterday by some unholy racket coming up from the pub at the bottom of the
lane. It’s nearly half a mile away and I had all the doors and windows shut
tight, but I could still hear it right up to bloody midnight. They were having something approximating to a
beer and music festival, I’m told. Having my personal space invaded by somebody
else’s choice of so-called music has a curious effect on me. My spirits plummet,
my nervous system gets well overheated, and my normally impeccable ability to
function practically and imaginatively just about goes off the rails. I wish I
didn’t care, but I do.
But at least the bees didn’t sting me. They don’t, you know.
This year has seen the genesis of two new bee hives in the stonework supporting
the embankment at the back of my house. Every time I go around there a few of
them come to investigate the potential menace, but I speak nicely to them and
assure them that I mean them no ill will, and so far they’ve allowed me my
space and resisted the probable urge to attack. And that pleases me greatly
because when honey bees sting they die horribly shortly afterwards, and I wouldn’t
like that at all.
They do sometimes follow me, though, when I go back around
the corner of the house. I hear a slight change in the sound of their wing
beats which carries the unmistakable imprecation ‘And don’t come back!’
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