And this is a picture of my ex, Mel, shortly after we started seeing each other. You wouldn’t think such an attractive young woman would have such terrible taste in men, would you?
Thursday, 21 July 2016
Here's me as part of a 5-a-side football team which had just won a regional competition. (I’m the stupid looking one wearing the wrong colour shorts.) I scored both goals in our 2-0 semi-final win, and one of them was bloody brilliant. Nobody noticed.