So today I said to them: ‘Do you want to know who really comes out when the moon is full?’ They cocked their heads in curiosity.
‘Werejeffrey!’ I cried, at which point they screeched mightily and flew away.
The final statement was a lie, and even the joke isn’t mine. Credit is due to Mr Schultz, whose splendid cartoon strip went some way towards ameliorating the bad reputation bestowed upon American culture by Walt Disney, fast food giants, the NRA, and Donald Trump. And it isn’t always easy to find something to say on a blog.