The following post contains one rude word, one very naughty word, and a concept which is (as far as I’m aware) a little unconventional.
YouTube always gives me a long list of recommended videos which are, or so I always assumed, based on my watch history.
Well, you know what sort of things I watch; heaven knows I’ve posted rather more of it than is conducive to keeping a readership. It’s things like Irish folk, classical, old pop and rock classics, art rock, Chinese dance, Buddhist mantras, Will Hay comedies, Father Ted clips, Maddie’s shoes walking through the snow in a graveyard (which I’ve never posted because I thought Maddie’s videos – and shoes – might be exclusively intended for readers of Maddie’s blog, but I watched it a lot.) And then there’s Maddie’s lovely late Mr Dog, bears rescuing crows from drowning (or maybe just being irritated at having some avian upstart splashing in its private pool,) Golden Brown… You know, things ranging from the nice to the exotic to the quirky to the slightly subversive. I always thought it rather eclectic for one of my generation. Ah, but how do you account for this:
I’ve started getting a recommendation, the still for which shows an attractive young woman with a guitar standing in front of a microphone, and the caption reads:
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus.
The thread of connection is lost on me, and my reaction suggests that there’s a strongly conservative side to my nature. (And I haven’t dared watch it, just in case I die and somebody boots up my computer to see what I’ve been looking at. A reputation in ruins at the final hurdle. No eulogy for JJ.)