Monday 3 July 2017

Vaudeville in New Jersey.

Chris Christie: I didn’t get any sun today.

United Voice of America: Oh yes you did. You were sunning yourself on the very beach you had closed to the public.

Christie’s Spokesman: Oh no he didn’t. He was wearing a baseball hat.

 Look, Brian, there's the sun.
How fortunate we're wearing hats.
And isn't it quiet around here?
I wonder where everybody is.

Hello America. Thanks for the laughs.

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