Tuesday, 25 July 2017

An Unlikely Hygiene Lesson.

I was on a train today and saw a woman on the other side of the aisle lean forward and lick the back of the seat in front of her. It seemed an odd thing to do and I was naturally moved to wonder whether she’d spotted an errant fragment of jam or ice cream or something, or did she just like the taste of plastic? In any event, I made a mental note never to lick the back of a train seat because you just don’t know who’s licked it before you.

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