Ah, but one thing did go well on the technology front. My
ailing vacuum cleaner no longer sucks. That is, it sucks very well indeed, so
well in fact that any unsuspecting cat that comes within six feet of it will be
playing a lead role in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. It took a length of garden hose
and some effort, but now it works better than it did when it was new. Thank you
to the man from Vax who put me onto the garden hose trick. I wish I’d thought
of it myself. I’m ashamed that I didn’t.
And I’ve been watching Manpreet and Naina again. Manpreet
has the form of a gazelle and moves with all the sinuous grace of a seductive snake.
If only John the Baptist’s head was still attached.
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