Thursday, 30 May 2013

Reintroducing Oliver.

It’s been revealed that the uptake in charitable food handouts in Britain has tripled recently. Oxfam (yes, the Oxfam) says that government welfare cuts have gone too far and true destitution is now rearing its ugly head in the poorer areas of the country. The government department responsible for making the cuts responded – rather wittily for a government department, it has to be said – by saying that benefit reforms are 'designed to improve the lives of poor people.' (Note the predictable euphemism, by the way. What everybody else calls ‘cuts’ because that’s what they are, the government chooses to call ‘reforms’ because that’s what the comfortably off like to hear.)

It’s really quite astonishing that people in positions of power, and being paid salaries to match, can make statements that are so mind-bogglingly crass and so dangerously inflammatory. I really do worry that we won’t make it through the next two years without serious social insurrection, and it won’t be pleasant.

Meanwhile, there are rumours of contingency plans afoot to turn Botany Bay back into a penal colony, just in case the odd rapscallion or two takes it into his head to steal a couple of apples from Tesco to feed the kids. Nothing like getting back to the good old days, eh?

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