Sunday, 19 May 2013

Being Reminded of the Real World.

So there I am, being sent into reverie and gently melted by the breathtaking beauty and mellow, mellifluous, metzo tones of Elina Garanca, when the soulless yobs from YouTube throw an ad up on the screen.

It’s for a ‘mature’ dating agency, and has a picture of this… this… lank-haired woman, wearing glasses that appear to have been fashioned from the bottoms of two beer bottles, sporting massive boobs and even more gargantuan thighs, all hanging out of a skimpy black number that might be a dress or it might be a piece of lingerie, but in either event – and due in no small measure to the exaggerated proportions of the lady loosely contained therein – would still be capable of holding a whole 5cwt delivery of best house coal. This has far more of grime than of glamour about it, believe me. It isn’t right and it isn’t fair! How do they know I’m mature anyway?

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