Two Tiny Titbits.

1. Today, dear little Ashbourne was as boring as smug, snooty, centre-right-and-anti-vegetarian little Ashbourne can be. (There’s a new discount store due to open in Ashbourne shortly, and I’m told there have been letters in the smug, snooty, centre-right-and-anti-vegetarian little local rag expressing outrage that the tone of the town will be lowered irretrievably! That’s Ashbourne.)

2. I think I might have rheumatic fever.