Tuesday, 25 December 2018

Picking the Bones of Christmases Past.

As the course of yet another Christmas Day runs inexorably to a close, I find myself looking back and trying to remember details about the many which have gone before. It surprises me that the album of Christmas memories is so sparsely occupied. Most of them seem to have congealed into a gloopy mass of inconsequence, which is odd given how magical I found Christmas during a couple of phases in my life.

I remember the two bad ones well enough – the one in which my 17-month-old daughter was badly scalded and spent Christmas in a specialist burns hospital, and the one in which I was literally on the verge of suicide. And then there was the amusing one when a young actress friend of mine from the theatre invited me to the flat she and her husband were renting at the end of my street. When I got there at around 7pm she was just putting the turkey into the oven, and was suitably horrified when I pointed out that a turkey that size would take around 4½-5 hours to cook. She was young, as I said, and it was her first married Christmas. She’d never cooked a turkey before and hadn’t bothered to research the matter, so we ate rather late that Christmas night. The following year I went to stay with them in London. That was when I had that surreal experience of lying on a four poster bed in a room above an Italian restaurant in Soho, talking all sorts of drivel to a similarly-recumbent middle aged woman while sundry thespians wandered around the bed in party atmosphere.

So that’s four, and that’s virtually it – apart from the one which I consider the best. It was the first year in which I was allowed to stay home instead of accompanying my parents on the reciprocal visit to Mr and Mrs Greenwood. Being on my own at Christmas, playing with the half size snooker table which had been my main gift, was an enlightening experience which led me to understand my distaste for too much close company. I was fourteen at the time and the reclusive tendency was in its early stages, but it grew as the years and the lady companions came and went. And that’s how I got to where I am today.

But now I have to write a brief note back to my young friend in America who tells me that my grammar is 'really nice.' She says she loves magic and still believes in Santa Claus. Such are the people I cope with best these days.

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