Friday, 2 October 2015

The Asian Beauty Question.

I’m intrigued. There’s an ad suddenly appeared all over my browser which says:

Looking for an Asian beauty?
Find now.

I’m impressed that there’s no exclamation mark after ‘now,’ but mostly I’m intrigued. How does this work? Do you fill in a form, produce your credit card, then wait for the postman to walk up the path with an Asian beauty rolled up in an oriental rug?

I have no real interest in the matter, of course, since I wouldn’t know what to do with an Asian beauty except give her a cup of tea and apologise for the fact that it’s Indian and comes in handy little bags. But I’m still curious.

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