He’s utterly fascinating, being at best semi-literate and
seemingly quite at ease using words like ‘fag’ and imprecations like ‘burn
nigga.’ In all my ramblings through the smelly subterranean caverns of YouTube,
I’ve never encountered anyone quite as Orc-ish.
Being so outrageously over the top, his comments and
language didn’t annoy me; rather I was intrigued and wanted to know all about
his upbringing in the hope of discovering some reason for how he came to be
what he is today. I even felt an inkling of sympathy for him, believe it or
not. I suspect he probably had a challenging childhood.
So there’s my next life beginning to take shape. If I don’t
make the grade as an astronaut, I might set my sights on clinical psychology
instead. The psychologists will probably be a bit surer of their ground by then.
(And it all depends, of course, on my not being born a three-legged goat on the
island of Rum, which would be just my luck and
probably no better than I deserve.)
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