It seemed unforgivably egotistical, so forget that one.
Instead, I’ll offer a topical greeting to all misguided people who are reading this post instead of doing something more constructive:
May perspicacity prevail and your pumpkins ever prosper.
I know it doesn’t make any sense, I know. It just jumped into my head.
(I rescued a stunned nuthatch today, and the moon looks oddly misshapen tonight. 1½ hours to November. Shuddersome.)