Blind Date by Spam.

Tonight I got what I think is the best spam email (probably a phishing scam, even) I’ve ever had. It said:

Can we be lovers in Newark in three days?

And it purportedly came from a woman.

Well now, if that doesn’t tempt you to click the link. But it was dated 10/5/17, which is the American format, so I assumed she meant Newark, NJ, not Newark, Nottinghamshire. Thwarted again! The air fare, you know…

I didn’t click the link.