‘What are you going to complain about now?’
‘Nothing,’ I answered earnestly. ‘I’m perfectly happy. Well,
apart from…’
And I just got called a douchebag on YouTube again, just
because I questioned an absurdly illogical comment.
It isn’t easy maintaining a reputation, you know.
Oh, and there was a woman in the coffee shop who was holding
a baby to her chest. Only she wasn’t looking at the baby, she was staring most intensely at me. Had I been a few
years younger I would have suspected the imminent arrival of a paternity suit.
And it was most unusual because it’s generally the babies who stare menacingly
at me, not the mothers.
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