‘What are you going to complain about now?’
‘Nothing,’ I answered earnestly. ‘I’m perfectly happy. Well, apart from…’
And I just got called a douchebag on YouTube again, just because I questioned an absurdly illogical comment.
It isn’t easy maintaining a reputation, you know.
Oh, and there was a woman in the coffee shop who was holding a baby to her chest. Only she wasn’t looking at the baby, she was staring most intensely at me. Had I been a few years younger I would have suspected the imminent arrival of a paternity suit. And it was most unusual because it’s generally the babies who stare menacingly at me, not the mothers.