To Be or Not to Be Connected.

My internet connection is being painfully slow today. In calling the ISP to find out why, I made two discoveries:

1) My connection disconnected seven times today.

2) My phone line is up the creek, which almost certainly explains the connection problem.

Called the phone company who confirmed that my phone line is up the creek, and promised to have it fixed by 5pm next Wednesday. They even sent me a text message which said ‘Hi, BT here. Sorry about your fault.’ Chirpy. Mmm…

That was the short version of a long and frustrating story.

So, if I should disappear for some unaccountably extended period over the next five days, it will probably be due to either:

a) Being depressed.

b) Being dead.

c) Being without an internet connection.

d) All three.

Please note the elegant variation.

I’ll probably drop in again later, just because I can.