If the TV mysteriously switches itself on I can always switch
it off again.
If a Japanese woman in a long white dress and with long
black hair covering her face climbs out of the TV (or monitor) screen, I can
offer her a glass of 12-year-old malt and make my escape while she’s thinking ‘this
sake has a bloody funny taste.’
If she ignores my hospitality and kills me instead, what the
hell. We’ve all got to go some time and her modus operandi is mercifully quick.
Here goes. If you never hear more of me, pray for my soul.
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