Incongrous Connections.

Have you ever wondered how crabs deal with an itchy back? It occurred to me the other day while I was driving over a narrow bridge.

And I noticed only tonight that the St Cervois lager I’ve been drinking for years and thought was French, is actually brewed in Scotland.

Furthermore, my friend Ms Wong tells me I’m still her mentor. How on earth does somebody like me manage to become a mentor without even trying?