You wouldn't think it was dark outside, would you? We have advanced PTBD street lighting in these parts (that's Pretending To Be Daylight.)
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You don't really drink alcohol first thing in the morning, do you?
'I do, yes.'
That's terrible. Don't people look at you a little askance?
I wonder why not.
'I suppose because it's always dark between midnight and 3am.'