A Little Revelation.

I seem to be taking a holiday from blogging at the moment. It’s because all my wit, wisdom, charm, erudition, errors and inadequacy are being swallowed up by emails. But you can watch this clip of me caught on the corner shop CCTV if you like.

You wouldn't think it was dark outside, would you? We have advanced PTBD street lighting in these parts (that's Pretending To Be Daylight.)

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You don't really drink alcohol first thing in the morning, do you?

'I do, yes.'

That's terrible. Don't people look at you a little askance?

'No.'

Really?

'Really.'

I wonder why not.

'I suppose because it's always dark between midnight and 3am.'

Back soon.