The girl from the cosmos was hot
She looked like an angel on pot
Her legs numbered seven
Which all climbed to heaven
And one extra breast is a lot
This is what I do when I’m not being distracted by Shetland Ponies, bargains in charity shops, and supermarkets which don’t have my favourite bread in stock. And I have to admit that the model for the piece was the Croatian girl who used to sell calendars in Derby shopping mall, but she only had two legs and wouldn’t do. How many of the other things she had, I really couldn’t say.