The first was on the wall of a block of newly-completed apartments. It must have been about 10ft square and said:
If you lived here you would be home now.
The logic is, of course, impeccable – so impeccable that my only comment can be ‘Every front door should have one.’
The second was on the wall of Derby station and contained Useful Advice for Travellers. I only read the first item on the list as I was walking past, and it said:
Make sure you arrive at the station in good time to catch your train.
I’m glad I didn’t read the rest. Good advice is best taken in small doses to make sure you’ve fully taken it in before moving onto more difficult stuff.