An Unsolved Mystery.

When I first went into my kitchen his morning I was struck by the presence of two objects that I know weren’t there when I went to bed last night. Logical (and entirely sober) consideration of the facts appears to allow only three possibilities for their mysterious appearance:

1. Supernatural agency

2. Somnambulism

3. Incipient insanity

I think I favour number 3, since that would place me in some pretty august company and is probably no more than I deserve.