I regret to announce
that the vile murderers of Boris Nemtsov have escaped to a place where we
cannot reach them. Damn! And I did so want to bring them to justice.
I hear the Estonians are getting a bit worried because they
suspect Mr P of being on a mission to rebuild the Soviet
Union, with them first in line for annexation. Oh, sorry. Second
in line after Crimea.
And a retired head of the British secret services says that
the Russians have now become a real threat and we should increase our defence
spending.
Meanwhile, Russian bombers continue to fly up and down the English Channel, thumbing their noses at the escorting British
fighter planes.
Is this all propaganda, I wonder? Are the Russians being fed
the notion that NATO is the real bad guy who is threatening them? Well, don’t worry Russians. Nobody in the west does anything
these days unless it’s profitable, and WWIII certainly wouldn’t be that.
You might be well advised, however, to advise Mr P that W
Shakespeare Esq popped his clogs four hundred years ago, so the venerable President
has no chance of joining Richard III in the hallowed canon. It would be good if
we could all just be friends.
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