Learning from the Box.

I was flicking through the TV channels with the sound off earlier and caught a few seconds of Jamie Lee Curtis in conversation. I learned that the easiest expression to lip read is ‘Oh My God!’ ‘Arghhh…’ is only the second easiest, since you need to see the eyes to distinguish it from a top C.

And then I was watching a Catherine Tate sketch and realised that my best course of action might be to marry a woman serving a life sentence in some American women’s penitentiary. I wonder whether they publish a catalogue.