(I’ve no idea who Tulisa Contostavlos is, by the way, or
what she does. It took me a good ten seconds to work out how her name is
probably pronounced; it doesn’t trip quite as easily off the tongue as Lady
Gaga, or even Petula Clark come to that.)
So anyway, I got quite excited.
‘I didn’t know there was any such thing as a celebrity
blogger,’ I thought. ‘I wonder if I could become a celebrity. I have a blog,
and it must get at least five visitors nearly
every day.’
Ah, but then came the fall. I assume a ‘celebrity blogger’
is someone who blogs about celebrities. I’m right, aren’t I? Damn! See how
little I know about modern culture? Call me Mr Dumb.
Tonight I wrote out the rationale for the proposition that ‘All
material existence is the constant flow of non-being, and therefore illusory’
and sent it Ms Wong in an e-mail. Having done that, I decided it was too boring
to post here. Instead, I’m going to read some YouTube comments. Much more fun.
Did I say I’m becoming ever less tolerant of earnestness?
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