The last one was five things I want to happen before I die.
This one can be five things I tried to do, but failed at miserably.
1. Play the piano. How the hell do people play one tune with
one hand and a different one with the other? I reckon the piano was invented
for women, and any man who is a good pianist should be a little embarrassed at
the fact.
2. Play chess. My daughter beat me easily when she was
twelve. I was a little embarrassed, but also proud.
3. Ride a horse. It’s a moving animal and the saddle is
slippery, so how do you stay on? The only time I tried it they gave me a horse
called Satan. It was when I learned that horses are not only intolerant of
novices, but also laugh silently.
4. Write poetry. Nope. It requires the natural propensity to
be succinct, and I’m a rambler.
5. Conquer my acrophobia (which has nothing to do with
vertigo.) It’s amazing how your legs will happily obey your brain up to a
certain height, and then suddenly hang up on you. I never feared falling, of
course; it was the prospect of landing that troubled me. I dreamt about it
frequently as a child.
So there you have it. Maybe I can do a post on Five Things I was Good At next. I can
think of only two so far, so that list will have to wait.
9 comments:
I'm very good at 2 of 5 on your list. Guess which ones.
- S.
A challenge? Wow.
Number 3 certainly. As for the others, the most obvious would be 1 or 4, but maybe I'll go out on a limb and take 2. You are a New Yorker after all.
Nice job. Numbers 1 and 3 are the winners. I can play chess, but not particularly well (I learned from a male friend in high school when he tried, unsuccessfully, to woo me). And my poetry is plain silly.
Damn. My first instinct said 'piano.' And then the brain muscled in as usual (swaggering, as it does) and told me it wouldn't be that obvious. Trusted the wrong one again.
Ego, ego, ego. Never listen. Always trust that intuitive voice.
I agree, but the problem comes with recognising true intuition. It's easily confused with the instinctive desire for wish-fulfilment, and I haven't got to the point yet where I trust myself to know the difference. Not usually, anyway. I sometimes go with what I think is intuition, but I'm sometimes wrong.
I feel you. There have been not a few times where I misjudged for that same reason.
That was an awkwardly written sentence. I don't like it.
Fear not. I'm a gentleman. Intuition gave me the right sense (I think) first time.
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