The Geese Conundrum.

The geese were flying north today. Why were the geese flying north?

The migratory geese are supposed to be coming down from the Arctic Circle at this time of year, so why is it that every autumn I see them flying north?

What’s going on here? Are the experts lying to me? Have I been transported to a parallel universe where the polarities are reversed? Is the matrix cracking up?

Answers on a postcard.