Saturday, 9 April 2016

On Being Untypical.

One of my stats trackers has started to throw an ad for a Chinese dating site at me, and this is the image they hope will persuade me to press the ‘Join Now’ button:

They don’t know me, do they? If I were in the market for intimate female companionship (which I’m not because I don’t think I’d know what to do with it at this point in my life) this is the image which might (just might) persuade me to exercise the left mouse button (it's the singer Ha Hui):

Or maybe this:

Or even this if I were fifteen and into war games, gyms and energy drinks:

But that? Give me a break from the stereotypes, please.

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