I decided to make a post about it, mostly along the lines of
that old favourite, ‘the hum of Mother Culture.’ I was going to quote the
family lawyer who lamented that one girl had received ‘the best education that
money can buy,’ as though that made a difference. I was going to cite an
example of conflicting assertions and ask ‘how do we know which one to believe?’
And so I thought and thought and thought about it. And the
more I thought about it, the more I realised that it would mean walking down a
lot of dark and grimy little alleyways where even Jack the Ripper would fear to
tread. I also realised that I might possibly offend some people who don’t
deserve to be offended. And so I decided against it.
Instead, I tried to think of something funny that happened
in Ashbourne today, but nothing did. Not unless you count the young Polish woman
who looked at me like I was a complete idiot. I was tempted to ask: ‘Are all
young Polish women so perceptive?’ Would that be funny enough?
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