Sunday, 18 January 2015

A Ditty to Deceive.

I penned a serious ditty for a change. Don’t you just hate that word ‘penned.’ I do. I only used it to be irritating.

(My favourite detective, DI Mayo, is talking to his sergeant. ‘I agree,’ she concurs. ‘It is a bit cringeworthy.’ ‘Cringeworthy?’ queries my man. ‘Is English your first language?’ Mayo is definitely my man. I hope I’m not labouring the point.)

Anyway, the ditty:

Oh, I could tell a tale or two
But who, oh who, to tell it to
For those who can so rarely do
And that is why I don’t tell you

It’s been ages since I was cryptic. Must be all this fog.

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