(My favourite detective, DI Mayo, is talking to his sergeant. ‘I agree,’ she concurs. ‘It is a bit cringeworthy.’ ‘Cringeworthy?’ queries my man. ‘Is English your first language?’ Mayo is definitely my man. I hope I’m not labouring the point.)
Anyway, the ditty:
Oh, I could tell a tale or two
But who, oh who, to tell it to
For those who can so rarely do
And that is why I don’t tell you
It’s been ages since I was cryptic. Must be all this fog.