Date: 23rd
April 2014
This is the log of the
Nostromo. Report entered by Captain
JJ ‘Jitterbugger’ Beazley.
Disaster struck the
ship at 0110 BST this morning. Vital life support provided by the Internet
failed. All attempts at restitution by ISP Technical Support were unsuccessful
and the ship is now drifting.
We have food for a few
days only. Power and water supplies are unaffected, however, and we have scotch
for about two weeks, so we remain optimistic. The next few hours will be critical.
The fact that you have
received this bulletin proves that life support has been re-established.
Whether we will have survived the outage remains an unknown. If you never hear
more of us, pray for our souls. God Bless America the Shire.
Nostromo out.
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