Date: 23rd April 2014
This is the log of the Nostromo. Captain JJ reporting.
Life support has been restored and we appear to be relatively unscathed physically and mentally. Thanks go to the engineer at Plusnet who told me that resolution could take 2-3 days, but who expedited the matter when I explained (quite nicely, I think – not sure because I was in a state of shock at the prospect) that the issue was a little too critical for 2-3 freggin’ days!
Anyway, we are now continuing our search for big alien life forms which dribble a lot and have extending teeth. They’re really good at despatching humans and we thought it would be fun to hover at a safe distance and watch.