One Job at a Time.

The following are three signs seen in shop windows or by instore displays in Uttoxeter, shown exactly as seen:

In the print and copy shop:

Print’s 50p

In a charity shop:

Vynle Records £2

And today’s offering in another charity shop:

Volenteer’s

Needed

So what does one do about such wanton abuse of the beautiful language? Nothing, I think. Having already been honoured with the title of Sainsbury’s Most Prolific Complainer, I think it would be a little greedy to pitch for Chief Smart Alec of All Uttoxeter as well. I resisted manfully. I did.