Avoidance Tactics.

This reminds me of a few interviews I endured when I really didn't want the job:

I have to admit, though, that I never managed quite this level of humour. My best line, when asked about my commitment to the company, was:

I could never be committed to somebody else's money-making machine.

But at least the look on the interviewer's face was amusing, and at least it's true.