‘So tell me again, what’s the purpose of life?’
‘It exists in order for the Universal Consciousness to fragment and experience itself through a platform provided by the interaction of the fragmented parts.’
‘And what’s in it for the fragmented parts, which I assume includes me?’
‘You get to experience those things which are at their most vivid in a dense material form.’
‘But I’m not experiencing anything vivid.’
‘No, I know.’
‘So what should I do about it?’
Lot of use she was.