She Said...

I’ve been trying to remember all the nice things women said to me down the years, but I only managed one:

You’re quite a mover yourself, aren’t you Jeff?

She was an Essex girl called… erm… something or other. I had both kidneys in those days so my sense of balance was exemplary.

And I seem to have been afflicted with an irritating attack of cheerfulness again. Better take a pill or it might last into tomorrow.

(I used to make a lot of these little nothing posts back in the early days when a few people bothered to talk to me. Hardly anybody ever does these days, which I take as testament to my improved demeanour.)

Quotation from House:

‘You alienate people.’

‘I’ve been alienating people since I was three years old.’

I started at about age 6.