Un-Queenly Things.

For all the Great British public professes undying love for and devotion to our dear old Queen, nobody actually believes that she’s human. That’s because nobody has ever seen her hair wet, not even when it’s raining. And it’s clearly evident that she never goes to the lavatory, her children were all conceived by immaculate conception, and never in all her long life has an errant pea slid off her fork and rolled across the carpet. I wonder where she came from.

I felt tired and ill for much of this evening. I want to go to sleep now.