Saturday, 10 May 2014

Ms Wong and the Campanologists.

My friend’s new alias kept knocking on my head demanding to be made into a ditty, so that's what I did. It isn’t very good, but it’s a damn sight better than all those I haven’t written for such a long time. (And I do realise that my occasional use of deliberately irrational English must occasionally drive non-native English speakers to despair.)

There was a young woman called Wong
Who sat on a bell and went bong
The ringers said ‘Hell!
There’s a girl on our bell
It’ll make all our ringing go wrong’

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