Failing Again.

I keep getting this dating agency ad from Zoosk on YouTube. It has a photograph of a woman they assume I’d find attractive.

‘Do you want to meet her?’ it asks. ‘Well, no actually. Fancy clothes and hairdo, and smothered in makeup… Seems to me she’s all cheap style and no substance.’

And can you imagine what the poor woman would think of me?

‘You haven’t even pressed your trousers.’

‘I didn’t want to hurt them.’