Friday, 21 January 2011

I'm Home.

Been invited to Niagara
By a girl from Santa Fe
Better take some strong Viagra
So she doesn’t think I’m gay.

Joke!

Fantasy!

Don’t know anybody from Santa Fe!

Don’t yell!

Mr B just did.

‘Where the hell have you been, ya dirty stop-out,’ he cried, his ears steaming like the outlet vent from that Chinese laundry we used to have in my town when I was a kid (it used to open suddenly and frighten the bloody life out of me!)

‘Bin waiting for you to open the scotch bottle, ya miserable old sod,’ I retorted wittily.

I think he’s relieved to see me back. He’s OK as long as you don’t take him too seriously.

6 comments:

Jeanne said...

Love that little jingle! {{giggles}}

JJ said...

The trouble poor old MJ had, Jeanne, finding somewhere in America where I didn't know anybody - and which was easy to rhyme. What we do for our art. Ha!

Anthropomorphica said...

Guffawing!!
You two make a right pair!

JJ said...

My wife's favourite Monty Python line:

'Ooh! Wet me knickers!'

- Audrey (described as 'smells a bit, but she has a heart of gold.')

Anthropomorphica said...

Not surprised she smelt if she wet her knickers!

JJ said...

She only did it when she laughed, so be careful.