I once read about a Frenchman who decided to commit suicide. He put his head into the gas oven and turned the taps on, but then decided that he wanted one last cigarette. So he lit one.
Guess what. The gas ignited and set his hair on fire. He ran into the garden and dived head-first into a water butt to put out the flames - and drowned.
Now, what sort of person finds that funny..?
4 comments:
Er, me I'm afraid!!
Well done, Mel. First off the fence. I knew I could count on you.
Me, too.
Black humour, eh? Where should we draw the line? I don't know.
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