Japanese Dietary Advice.

Recent research in Japan suggests that people who have a lot of salt in their diet are more prone to waking in the early hours needing the loo. So now I’m cured of eating TUC biscuits by the half dozen every time I take a break from the gardening.

And I just heard another Japanese man say that those who eat meat and fish are more prone to being possessed by malignant spirit entities, which says just about everything you need to know about McDonald’s customers.