Saturday, 2 April 2011

Easter Wish List.

If my internet connection gets any slower I’m going to need a time machine.

I could also do with a spliff, a dog with a waggy tail, a Stepford wife, a lifetime’s supply of good malt scotch, and enough money to get people off my back.

Forget the Stepford wife.

Can anybody tell me, by the way, whether a Beltane fire should be lit on the eve of Mayday, or Mayday itself? Delusion is a form of anaesthetic.

7 comments:

andrea kiss said...

I believe you would light it on the eve of Beltane and celebrate until the sun comes up. And then have a good romp in the hay :o)

JJ said...

Oh right, thanks. Three problems:

I think I'd be too tired by sun up.

No hay in the immediate vicinity.

Nobody to romp with.

I think an evening fire on the eve of Mayday will have to suffice.

andrea kiss said...

Put some Red Bull in your Scotch. And i'm sure you could find someone!

andrea kiss said...

And don't worry about the hay.

JJ said...

Your confidence both in me and the power of the universe is touching Andrea. Thank you. What's Red Bull, by the way?

Jeanne said...

Red Bull is an energy drink. It contains B vitamins, glucose, sucrose, caffeine, and a few other 'things'. Gives a person a boost of energy. I think Red Bull is one of the most popular energy drinks in the world.
And enjoy your Beltane eve fire.

JJ said...

Know what, Jeanne? I think I might need an oxygen cylinder and heart pills as well.