Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Harry and Kate Go Disney.

YouTube are running a ‘Royal Wedding Book.’ This is very sad.

Somebody else is running a TV ad for HD boxes: ‘Get it in time for the Royal Wedding,’ it says. This is also very sad.

One of the news headlines today was ‘Kate Middleton Gets a Coat of Arms.’ I’d be more interested if all the pictures of her and her bloke got an obscuring Coat of Paint.

Mr Cameron says ‘If you want to have a street party to celebrate the Royal Wedding, you have a street party.’ Now, if Mr Cameron would only force the fat cat bankers to pay for the mess they’ve created, then I might consider celebrating. His deflection technique is sadly transparent.

What I really want to read is:

We have pooled our resources to charter lots of jet aircraft to whisk you off to some place in the world where there is guaranteed to be sub-zero interest in the Royal bloody Wedding, at a price that even poor people can afford.

My credit card is ready and waiting. It irks a little that the fat cat bankers would make some interest out of me, but that would be a small price to pay to escape the sickly, sycophantic sludge into which Britain will be plunged that day.

No comments: